Meet the Members of the TF2 Highlander Team
Scout: Galakgar
Galakgar is the first member of the Highlander Team he plays the scout. Of our team he was the first one of us to play TF2, having experience as far back as when it had a price-tag. Using a quick computer and quicker thinking he can outsmart most opponents and create a pretty good battle strategy to follow. Also he's totally from Massachusetts.
Favored Weapon: Unarmed Combat
Favored Weapon: Unarmed Combat
Soldier: Dark Fire Wolf
Dark Fire Wolf is the second member of our Team. He's quickly and easily mastered the Soldier class and using tactics and quick wit can take on any opponent. Favoring the soldier in TF2 its only natural that this is the class that he plays in Highlander. When he was young he was young... or so we thought.
Favored Weapon: Direct Hit
Favored Weapon: Direct Hit
Pyro: Desmond Bear
Desmond Bear takes the place as the Pyro, the third member of our Highlander group. Not much is known about Desmond's past, all we know is that even from a young age he had a distinct love of burning everything that had a pulse. When he got arrested at age 6 for arson it was obvious he needed something to vent his love of fire. Then he found TF2.
Favored Weapon: The Backscratcher (THE RAKE!)
Favored Weapon: The Backscratcher (THE RAKE!)
Demoman: Lord Geopheigh Smitherbodkins IV
Hailing from parts unknown Lord Geopheigh (Jefe) Smitherbodkins IV plays the Demoman as the fourth of the group. As Desmond love fire, Geopheigh loved explosions and using this love designed cannons and bombs in order to conquer the Emperor Penguin's of Antarctica and take his place on the Glacial throne. From there he uses a laptop made of snow to join the Highlander TF2 group to bring his love of explosions to the world.
Favored Weapon: Scottish Resistance
Favored Weapon: Scottish Resistance
Heavy: Adam Smith
Engineer: Duke of Wellington
The engineer, he builds, but the duke just destroys. When he left camp his blood boiled and now he became the best of the worst of the best of the legs. Now he gallops around the world killing trees and taking names, for he is god of all things smelly, and now he rides a board on an elephant on top of a turtle. Now that's the way it was in 1901.
Favored Weapon: The Frontier Justifce
Favored Weapon: The Frontier Justifce
Medic: She-Man
She started playing tf2 one month after she lost her penis in a lawn mower accident. After that happened she became more and more feminine until she was completely female. Now she plays medic as our fifth member and is eager to give anyone the medicine they need. Though secretly she is attempting to enact revenge by ripping the penis off the rest of the group.
Favored Weapon: Crusader's Crossbow
Favored Weapon: Crusader's Crossbow
Sniper: Stanley Steemer
Stanley runs his Steeming shop in northern Idaho. He steems steemables and then eats them with pee. So now he plays sniper because that's an obvious reaction to eating steemables with pee. He shoots people in the face so that he can steem them with a side of duck and fuckness... probably. But as sniper he makes up the sixth member of our Highlander Team.
Favored Weapon: Jarate
Favored Weapon: Jarate
Spy: Drowsy
Get a new bike they said! YOU'LL NEVER BE EVER TO RIDE IT THEY SAID! WELL I'M DONE WITH THIS LET'S FUCKING DANCE MAN C'MON I DARE YOU GET AT ME GET AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! YEAH WHO'S MALIFA NOW YOU LEMMING GO RUN OFF THE BLOODY FLAP!
Favored Weapon: Diamondback
Favored Weapon: Diamondback